Some Thoughts To Help Life


The KISS Formula
Keep It Simple and Safe

Serenity and Wisdom
God grant me the Serenity to
Accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And Wisdom to know the difference
- KRISTONE

The road to hell
Is paved with good intentions.
So, the road from hell
Is paved with good intentions.

The Rule Of The Seven P's
Proper Prior Planning Prevents Perniciously Poor Performance

Seven Single-Stepping Software Systems Support Singletons
Safe Single Steps Show Scheduled Software Success
Safeplan to regress
Singlefirst things first
Stepsdescriptively name each procedure
Showinform all involved
Scheduledbut not necessarily in that order
Softwarewhatever
Successverify before proceeding
- John G. Derrickson
Corollaries to the
Seven Single-Stepping Software Systems Support Singletons
Minimize peripheral effects.
Do not depend on scheduled events.
Limit the task to software, do not mix with politics.
Document repeatable tasks, that may need doing again.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
And if anything can go wrong -- it will
at the worst possible moment.

Unreasonable expectations produce disappointment.

Blesed are the Pessimists:
for they hath made backups.
- Marcy Davis

We learn from history
that we learn nothing from history.
- George Wilhelm Hegel

A Summer Camp Motto
God is first
Others are second
I'm third


When we were kids, after dinner dad occasionally recited poetry or told stories. One was The Cremation of Sam McGee. I couldn't remember it, so I've kept a corrupted version in my head hoping someday it would appear (it did, it's below). So, for decades I've been annoying people with my Cremation Of Sam Magee:

"Strange things happen in the midnight sun, where men toil for gold. And the strangest thing I ever did see was the cremation of Sam Magee. Now Sam Magee was from Tennessee, where the apple blossoms bloom. ..."


                The Cremation of Sam McGee

                by Robert William Service (1874 - 1958)
There are strange things done in the midnight sun 
   By the men who moil for gold; 
The Arctic trails have their secret tales 
   That would make your blood run cold; 
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, 
   But the queerest they ever did see 
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge 
   I cremated Sam McGee. 

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, 
   Where the cotton blooms and blows. 
Why he left his home in the South to roam 
   'Round the Pole, God only knows. 
He was always cold, but the land of gold 
   Seemed to hold him like a spell; 
Though he'd often say in his homely way 
   That he'd "sooner live in hell." 

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way 
   Over the Dawson trail. 
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold 
   It stabbed like a driven nail. 
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze 
   Till sometimes we couldn't see; 
It wasn't much fun, but the only one 
   To whimper was Sam McGee. 

And that very night, as we lay packed tight 
   In our robes beneath the snow, 
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead 
   Were dancing heel and toe, 
He turned to me, and "Cap," says he, 
   "I'll cash in this trip, I guess; 
And if I do, I'm asking that you 
   Won't refuse my last request." 

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; 
   Then he says with a sort of moan: 
"It's the cursed cold, and it's got right hold 
   Till I'm chilled clean through to the bone. 
Yet 'tain't being dead -- it's my awful dread 
   Of the icy grave that pains; 
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, 
   You'll cremate my last remains." 

A pal's last need is a thing to heed, 
   So I swore I would not fail; 
And we started on at the streak of dawn; 
   But God! he looked ghastly pale. 
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day 
   Of his home in Tennessee; 
And before nightfall a corpse was all 
   That was left of Sam McGee. 

There wasn't a breath in that land of death, 
   And I hurried, horror-driven, 
With a corpse half hid that I couldn't get rid, 
   Because of a promise given; 
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: 
   "You may tax your brawn and brains, 
But you promised true, and it's up to you 
   To cremate those last remains." 

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, 
   And the trail has its own stern code. 
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, 
   In my heart how I cursed that load. 
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, 
   While the huskies, round in a ring, 
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows 
   -- O God! how I loathed the thing. 

And every day that quiet clay 
   Seemed to heavy and heavier grow; 
And on I went, though the dogs were spent 
   And the grub was getting low; 
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, 
   But I swore I would not give in; 
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, 
   And it hearkened with a grin. 

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, 
   And a derelict there lay; 
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice 
   It was called the "Alice May." 
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, 
   And I looked at my frozen chum 
Then "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, 
   "Is my cre-ma-tor-eum." 

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, 
   And I lit the boiler fire; 
Some coal I found that was lying around, 
   And I heaped the fuel higher; 
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared 
   -- Such a blaze you seldom see; 
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, 
   And I stuffed in Sam McGee. 

Then I made a hike, for I didn't like 
   To hear him sizzle so; 
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, 
   And the wind began to blow. 
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled 
   Down my cheeks, and I don't know why; 
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak 
   Went streaking down the sky. 

I do not know how long in the snow 
   I wrestled with grisly fear; 
But the stars came out and they danced about 
   Ere again I ventured near; 
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: 
   "I'll just take a peep inside. 
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked";
   ... Then the door I opened wide. 

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, 
   In the heart of the furnace roar; 
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, 
   And he said: "Please close that door. 
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear 
   You'll let in the cold and storm -- 
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, 
   It's the first time I've been warm." 

There are strange things done in the midnight sun 
   By the men who moil for gold; 
The Arctic trails have their secret tales 
   That would make your blood run cold; 
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, 
   But the queerest they ever did see 
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge 
   I cremated Sam McGee. 

The faithful dog 'oft roams at night.
The strongest iron will rust.
The cooing dove is not so bright.
The good earth is also dust.
Thorns mar the sweetly scented rose.
And, the stinger has the bee.
With these thoughts, I'd like to close:
Don't expect too much of me.

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